Should I decide to change jobs, I could always be a hairdresser.

Neighbor Markee, over lunch, said wanted to have his hair cut; Leo, Bern both pointed at me and suggested that I cut his hair instead. I’ve given Leo a haircut before, and he was pleased with how that came out so he was able to convince Markee to be my next victim. I mean client.

Markee wanted to have his hair with the sides shaved, leaving only the crown hair intact. This is Markee before the haircut:

Markee: Before

After minutes of shaving and trimming, here is the result:

Markee: After

Markee is actually the fifth person I’ve cut hair for. Sixth, if I include myself I had alopecia. That was extra-challenging: I used to shave all of my hair using an electric razor without looking at a mirror, merely feeling my way around my head.

Here are the other victims clients:

Anniel
Anniel
The Juna
The Juna
Leo
Leo
Tan-tan
Tan-tan

Notice how they all seem to have the same hair? That’s because I only know some variations of a mohawk or doing a complete skinhead.

Bern already asked me to style his hair to a Sokka-haircut once it grows longer. I guess I’ll have me another victim soon.